Devious Journal EntryFoxes were making territory calls outside my window. They're pretty loud when they do that, too. Srsly, they're NOISY. It's irritating.
So I opened up the window, and started mimicking their territorial call.
They stop for a few minutes and start yipping at me, trying to figure out who/what I was.
I mimicked the yipping to confuse them further.
They started to make MATING CALLS at me.
Lmao
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'Natural laws have no pity.' --Robert Heinlein
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"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the kraken!"
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"Because he's the hero Gothem deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it, because he's not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight." -- Lt. Gordon
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"After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area."
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escape - verb
[ESS-CAH-PAYYY]
Dr. Gregory House: You don't think your life is worth more than someone else's? Go sign your donor card and kill yourself.
The heck do you mean, anyway?
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no".
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escape - verb
[ESS-CAH-PAYYY]
Dr. Gregory House: You don't think your life is worth more than someone else's? Go sign your donor card and kill yourself.
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no".
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